: Festivus :

I got a lot of problems with you people-

In the lighthearted tone of this “special” holiday, I would like to share my grievance(s) from the past year. I’ll wait, patiently, as you set up your aluminum Festivus poles and prepare for your feats of strength.

Tailgating drivers, zombie like pedestrians, and folks who go one tarnished step beyond stealing spots reserved for the elderly and pregnant women – Pale in comparison to individuals running late to yoga class!

Daily Meditation:

Celebrating this truly brilliant holiday, allow me to close with a simple question – What irks you the most on a daily basis?!? Air your grievances below or at least write a comment in ALL CAPS and so markedly terrible, that some random inter-webs pecksniffian, will have the chance to complain about it!

CultFit FU

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19 Comments on “: Festivus :”

  1. CultFit says:

    This post is rubbish!!!

  2. mariavlong says:

    I see a lot of “similarities” this wise Festivus celebration has with Solstice ceremonies where people burn worries, and grievances in a bonfire. 😀

  3. katelon says:

    Interesting holiday post 🙂

  4. don’t hide in the closet…isn’t the Festivus episode the one where George donates to the “Human Fund” and has to bring Krueger to dinner? Ok, my grievance: since I am in retail it usually involves CELLPHONES IN LINE, and this year is no different; however this past year was KIDS WATCHING MOVIES ON A CELLPHONE WHILE STANDING IN LINE. Way to raise yer kids, ya pack of jerks!

    HAPPY FESTIVUS!

    • CultFit says:

      … I’m still recovering from my Feats of Strength! What a bunch of morons those kids and parents – You gotta fill ’em up with sugar and let ’em roam like a wild pack of animals in the store right?!? Maybe … 😉
      May your heart be filled with Christmas Cheer this morning for all to hear – Take care!

  5. bgddyjim says:

    I’VE BEEN TRYING TO CONCENTRATE ON LETTING MY RESENTMENTS GO SO I DON’T HAVE ANYONE I’M REALLY THAT MIFFED AT – EXCEPT PEOPLE WHO TALK DURING A PROFESSIONAL SYMPHONY PERFORMANCE. MERRY CHRISTMAS BROTHER, I HOPE YOU ARE WELL AND WISH YOU MUCH WARMTH AND HAPPINESS.


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