Friday 27 January 2012

Nothing contributes so much to tranquillize the mind as a steady purpose–a point on which the soul may fix its intellectual eye-

Pop quiz time peeps!  What color is the sun?  If you answered “Yellow” it’s time to pack a lunch and head back to kindergarten.

Read up and prepare to feel great shame:  Color of the Sun

In case you didn’t think the above article was accurate enough:

The Color of The Sun Part II

The Plan-

You are what you do, no more no less.   A state of calm and relaxation is a path that takes us though many dark areas of our lives.  Uncle Kurt Vonnegut’s advice: “We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful about what we pretend to be.”

Too many times we are lured by the quick and easy way to achieve better health, How many of you take Self Magazine or Men’s Health to the gym to try a new program?  If your journey is to reach vanity instead of peace continue doing what you have been doing all along.

We would be held in contempt if we didn’t share these articles with you today:

What Questions Are You Asking Yourself?

Tablets a Pain in the Neck

The Workout-

From our “Are you kidding me” series here at CultFit HQ

Bike/Swim/Trail Run (put some effort into it- say like 170% of your VO2 MAX?)

Not for time…Tabata Smile

20 Seconds of a genuine Smile followed by:

10 Seconds of Calm

Do this for four minutes followed by:

5-5-5-5-5 Perfect Pull Ups (different grip each pull)

5-5-5-5-5 High Plank Walk Outs

5-5-5-5-5 Staggered Hand Perfect Push Ups

40m Sprint out and back- Rinse and repeat

The same % of peeps who “get” the message above also routinely smile throughout the day!

Notes:

We’ve done it again here at CultFit HQ.  We have wasted your precious time for the past week rambling on about trivial matters in our daily lives.  How will you ever accept our sincere apologies?  Anyways, have a wonderful weekend and stay healthy, ENJOY!!!

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4 Comments on “Friday 27 January 2012”

  1. i am LOLing so very very hard.

    i really love top hat humor. i wish they’d make an honest come back.

  2. bearrunner says:

    Hey, thanks for the comment… I’m hoping to spend a few days in the U.S and come home with a bunch of gear. Everything is so much cheaper in the U.S compared to up here.. It’s not fair haha

    cheers

  3. steviesara says:

    I love the “20 seconds of genuine smile”!!