Thursday 27 October 2011Posted: October 27, 2011
Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use-
SIN TWO: WE FAIL TO LOOK AT THINGS WITH A DIFFERENT PERSPECTIVE
One of the many ways in which Random Fitness peeps attempt to make thinking easier on themselves is to solve the first impression of the problem that they may encounter. This enables them to approach the problem with predetermined concepts and they end up seeing what they expect to see based on their past experiences. Once the Random Fitness ducha accepts the initial perspective, they close off all other lines of thought. Certain aspects of ideas will occur to them, but only those aspects and no others. These peeps believe they are thinking logically when they simplify thinking by avoiding ambiguity. Aristolean logic teaches us it is either A or not-A, listen people: It cannot be both. The sky is either blue or not blue. It cannot be a billion different shades of blue. You are either right or wrong. You cannot be both right and wrong. There are no gray areas or in-between(s) when you are participating in a program that can kill you. X-Fit apes who are taught to follow a certain thinking process such as the kill yourself for time method must never entertain different ways of looking at the problem or different ways of thinking about it. Keep doing what you are doing people. The more times you think the same way, the better you become at producing orderly and predictable ideas.
Rest Day…Yup a rest day! As a side note dear readers, the esteemed Soothsayer Department here at CultFit HQ has been busy of late. You may or may not have noticed some of the more recent Cert Additions to the X-Fit pyramid scheme. Let’s take striking as an example, shale we? For $595 of your hard-earned money and your kids tuition…You get this:
There are a variety of ways to dissect this video: smart ass, social elitist, frugal money man…Or how about: Getting your ass kicked at Trader Joe’s squabbling over the price of mango’s? Chaz the store clerk is going to take you, your Striking Cert and your neck scarf to town, ENJOY!!!